somegone-howing is my secondary blog!!! (for starkid, hp, etc. fandoms)Tumblr (3.0; @monsterdacha)http://monsterdacha.tumblr.com/<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/56d5963fef883f81d79b16061db7da86/tumblr_okwparzc5x1vgf5g5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://monsterdacha.tumblr.com/post/173794652956http://monsterdacha.tumblr.com/post/173794652956Fri, 11 May 2018 07:13:18 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3fe8af77f3272f285836ef56f389d744/tumblr_oo0uvh1ceb1qfhbsvo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3acbf45cd21cc70bfb0af920eb77c163/tumblr_oo0uvh1ceb1qfhbsvo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/263026d19a09401f054caa182a8a58d3/tumblr_oo0uvh1ceb1qfhbsvo6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://20aliens.tumblr.com/post/159290106191/watercolor-on-paper-by-mark-adams" class="tumblr_blog">20aliens</a>:</p><blockquote><p>watercolor on paper by Mark Adams.</p></blockquote>http://monsterdacha.tumblr.com/post/173794650546http://monsterdacha.tumblr.com/post/173794650546Fri, 11 May 2018 07:13:08 -0400<p><a href="http://lifesucker.tumblr.com/post/172893696768/me-and-my-best-friend-practicing-our-puppet" class="tumblr_blog">lifesucker</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>me and my best friend practicing our puppet routine for the school talent show </p> <figure data-orig-width="240" data-orig-height="135"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8e3078b1d46fe3f12a1031882667995d/tumblr_inline_p74nejruqA1r73gwz_540.gif" alt="image" data-orig-width="240" data-orig-height="135"/></figure></blockquote>http://monsterdacha.tumblr.com/post/173325076271http://monsterdacha.tumblr.com/post/173325076271Thu, 26 Apr 2018 10:56:59 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3709f90c50c71ad156ffb84922c5f759/tumblr_p7g9sbmDh21ti7u2bo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://black-and-white-gaga.tumblr.com/post/173246436421/bloody-mary-born-this-way-ball" class="tumblr_blog">black-and-white-gaga</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Bloody Mary - Born This Way Ball</p></blockquote>http://monsterdacha.tumblr.com/post/173260448906http://monsterdacha.tumblr.com/post/173260448906Tue, 24 Apr 2018 10:38:41 -0400<p><a href="https://mad-duck.tumblr.com/post/172337648752/watercolor-gryphon-tyrannosaurus-rex" class="tumblr_blog">mad-duck</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://watercolor-gryphon.tumblr.com/post/172318877083/tyrannosaurus-rex-the-itchy-bitchy-spider" class="tumblr_blog">watercolor-gryphon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://tyrannosaurus-rex.tumblr.com/post/172316190657/the-itchy-bitchy-spider-rollinbylimpbizkit" class="tumblr_blog">tyrannosaurus-rex</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://the-itchy-bitchy-spider.tumblr.com/post/172270585578/rollinbylimpbizkit-hamtastrophe-its" class="tumblr_blog">the-itchy-bitchy-spider</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://rollinbylimpbizkit.tumblr.com/post/170935723593/hamtastrophe-its-sometimes-hard-to-believe" class="tumblr_blog">rollinbylimpbizkit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://hamtastrophe.tumblr.com/post/170596945813/its-sometimes-hard-to-believe-rasputin-was-real" class="tumblr_blog">hamtastrophe</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>it’s sometimes hard to believe rasputin was real. like there’s no non-fucked up part of rasputin’s existence</p></blockquote> <p>did he do something problematic i thought he was just russia’s greatest love machine</p> </blockquote> <p>basic (true) story: fanatical russian monk who has almost never shaved or washed and smells like goats shows up at the russian capital with a creepy look on his beardy face and everyone just assumes he’s a prophet or a saint because he’s got a cult following that believes he can cure illnesses. his stans are sexually obsessed with him and he gets just a fuckton of russian pussy wherever he goes cause apparently he can cure his true believers of illness with god-given dick magic. russia’s queen has him come stay at the palace and sets him up in luxury because she thinks he can cure her son’s haemophilia with the power of russian goat jesus, and they (allegedly) become lovers, probably, ‘cause she craves that unwashed goat-scented dick like the rest of his cult which she now  (allegedly) belongs to. </p> <p>then the worst assassins in the history of assassinations try to assassinate him, because <strike>all of russia is slutshaming the queen</strike> he has too much power over the royal family and it’s helping revolutionaries turn people against the royals. so these idiots have him round for tea and cakes which are poisoned with cyanide, but <strike>he is magically unaffected by poison</strike> they get the dose wrong and he doesn’t die, and then he drinks three glasses of wine, which are also poisoned, and he doesn’t die, so they tell him to look at a crucifix and shoot him in the chest with a revolver when he isn’t looking, and he doesn’t die, but they think he’s dead so one of them dresses in his clothes and gets driven to his apartment to make it look like he’s gone home to hide the crime, and when they come back he gets up and attacks them, so they stab him in the side with a knife, and he doesn’t die, and then he frees himself and runs outside, so they shoot him a few times more, including in the forehead, and they wrap his body up and chuck him in the icy river, and he doesn’t go into the water, so his body is found on the ice the next day. and get this…. he died…. of hypothermia.</p> </blockquote> <p>additionally, everyone who wasnt in the party of getting rid of rasputin was pretty bummed out when they found him and his miracle dick dead the next day and there was a pretty bangin funeral of which the royal family themselves attended. however after the tsar was overthrown a few month later they exhumed his body and burned it because the new leadership was very adamant about making sure there were no ties left to honor the old monarchy. however this dudes body had never been properly prepped for a cremation which meant that under the extreme heat his tendons and ligaments began to retract and shrink causing his dead body to move and twitch around as if still animate. according to some testimony his body actually sat up straight on the pyre, and at least one spectator fired a gun at the body and another may have allegedly died of shock.</p> </blockquote> <p>Rasputin was an old god from times before humans</p> </blockquote> <p>He is like a cleric gone wild</p> </blockquote>http://monsterdacha.tumblr.com/post/173225687096http://monsterdacha.tumblr.com/post/173225687096Mon, 23 Apr 2018 09:50:29 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpxlq1XIgm1qa991ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://just-usmadd.tumblr.com/post/171993387445/httpswwwinstagramcomjustusurp" class="tumblr_blog">just-usmadd</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/justusurp/">https://www.instagram.com/justusurp/</a></p></blockquote>http://monsterdacha.tumblr.com/post/172005963366http://monsterdacha.tumblr.com/post/172005963366Sun, 18 Mar 2018 15:20:08 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e911d634d7204cf123b84bc1f8b85410/tumblr_oxvvsiM30s1vxekw4o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://monsterdacha.tumblr.com/post/172005959136http://monsterdacha.tumblr.com/post/172005959136Sun, 18 Mar 2018 15:19:59 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e1173e6861b2eaf815e2b12aa8f46649/tumblr_mnz4piBtVg1qhh5fto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://monsterdacha.tumblr.com/post/172005943856http://monsterdacha.tumblr.com/post/172005943856Sun, 18 Mar 2018 15:19:24 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/89c79c4517adc67efa75cf9a9786f662/tumblr_oiikr3ZbBr1rnhl8xo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://monsterdacha.tumblr.com/post/172005935961http://monsterdacha.tumblr.com/post/172005935961Sun, 18 Mar 2018 15:19:07 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0c6b4a6cdee6409d6f135112264e87bd/tumblr_o5r3fs96E81rluscpo1_500.png"/><br/> Chrysanthemums<br/><br/> <img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0c6b4a6cdee6409d6f135112264e87bd/tumblr_o5r3fs96E81rluscpo3_500.png"/><br/> Chrysanthemums<br/><br/> <img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0c6b4a6cdee6409d6f135112264e87bd/tumblr_o5r3fs96E81rluscpo2_500.png"/><br/> Chrysanthemums<br/><br/> <p><a href="http://goodreadss.tumblr.com/post/142921253059/chrysanthemums-claude-monet-detail" class="tumblr_blog">goodreadss</a>:</p><blockquote><p> Chrysanthemums, Claude Monet. (detail) <br/></p></blockquote>http://monsterdacha.tumblr.com/post/172005312511http://monsterdacha.tumblr.com/post/172005312511Sun, 18 Mar 2018 14:58:36 -0400<p><a href="http://non-binary-sally-bowles.tumblr.com/post/158440479439/youve-been-hit-by-youve-been-struck-by-a-roman" class="tumblr_blog">non-binary-sally-bowles</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h2>You’ve been hit by 🔪</h2> <h2>You’ve been struck by 🔪</h2> <h2>A Roman Senator 🔪🔪🔪</h2> </blockquote>http://monsterdacha.tumblr.com/post/171904876591http://monsterdacha.tumblr.com/post/171904876591Thu, 15 Mar 2018 15:03:36 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/470fffd237ba88c79e9e4425e416d200/tumblr_p55b4qxPsX1ti7u2bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://monsterdacha.tumblr.com/post/171765211106http://monsterdacha.tumblr.com/post/171765211106Sun, 11 Mar 2018 13:53:50 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c69cf51b7aec2ea77f1f322fb007819f/tumblr_noprktH7Wx1r83d7lo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/731e1128d4544f7ca06968a7e8efadda/tumblr_noprktH7Wx1r83d7lo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f0fd1c0e30aa4f0943589cfb061e15c8/tumblr_noprktH7Wx1r83d7lo3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d85da1a47348421639a883e80124f5c7/tumblr_noprktH7Wx1r83d7lo4_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6ae878547a9167e042ec2fe09d3c8283/tumblr_noprktH7Wx1r83d7lo5_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3ecde792d83ed065a85c872e330a210e/tumblr_noprktH7Wx1r83d7lo6_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://scribble1.tumblr.com/post/119548694875">scribble1</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://discoverynews.tumblr.com/post/119544321590">discoverynews</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://micdotcom.tumblr.com/post/119540426677">micdotcom</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h2>Watch: <b><a href="http://mic.com/articles/118938/bill-nye-s-commencement-speech-warned-graduates-of-our-greatest-threat-since-world-war-ii?utm_source=policymicTBLR&utm_medium=main&utm_campaign=social">Bill Nye’s graduation speech was as fiery and inspiring as you’d expect </a></b> </h2> </blockquote> <p>Bill Nye is killing it! </p> </blockquote> <p>Always does. </p> </blockquote>http://monsterdacha.tumblr.com/post/171744595796http://monsterdacha.tumblr.com/post/171744595796Sat, 10 Mar 2018 21:33:14 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://r-rebxllious.tumblr.com/post/131526295895">r-rebxllious</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://teaforyourginaa.tumblr.com/post/125087450577">teaforyourginaa</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lordbape.tumblr.com/post/87429329629">lordbape</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs</p> </blockquote> <p>reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol</p> </blockquote> <p>Karma will pop me if I don’t</p> </blockquote>http://monsterdacha.tumblr.com/post/170255196361http://monsterdacha.tumblr.com/post/170255196361Mon, 29 Jan 2018 00:26:44 -0500<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/450e9d87490770afc08bbfe8658dff04/tumblr_p36kdzdPym1wul1qwo8_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d3dfae12c4cb7b654fa134e8fc22f808/tumblr_p36kdzdPym1wul1qwo10_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/409555c6e46da5df7501c23d6dd95f97/tumblr_p36kdzdPym1wul1qwo3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/786c9f8c9a165ded337a95813519a5ec/tumblr_p36kdzdPym1wul1qwo6_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b0219704d676efa23454dbae551c128b/tumblr_p36kdzdPym1wul1qwo5_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0acfb612bf1133fe5c0a29baa39a27a2/tumblr_p36kdzdPym1wul1qwo4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2bd33726c5321673fe426a7bfad90619/tumblr_p36kdzdPym1wul1qwo9_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/02cf322ab93ad6591fd8c720bf27938e/tumblr_p36kdzdPym1wul1qwo7_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fbffc43bc1e18fa0a705ef19516a4e93/tumblr_p36kdzdPym1wul1qwo1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2ed46868f6b0d0f8c3c74b290607e8d7/tumblr_p36kdzdPym1wul1qwo2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="https://harrypotter.center/post/170161487853/i-fight-like-a-girl-i-fight-like-a-girl-who" class="tumblr_blog">wizards</a>:</p> <blockquote><blockquote><p> I fight like a girl. I fight like a girl who refuses to be a victim. I fight like a girl who’s tired of being ignored, humored, beaten or raped. I fight like a girl who’s sick of not being taken seriously. I fight like a girl who’s been pushed too far. I fight like a girl who offers and demands respect. I fight like a girl who has a lifetime of anger, strength, and pride pent up in her girly body. I fight like a girl <b>who fights back</b>.<a href="https://lydiamccall.tumblr.com/post/147708827559"> (insp.)</a><i><br/></i></p></blockquote></blockquote>http://monsterdacha.tumblr.com/post/170208967756http://monsterdacha.tumblr.com/post/170208967756Sat, 27 Jan 2018 21:23:34 -0500<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5eaf4668c7bee83a3cda89e819843e3f/tumblr_p2gy4czk521wsg6mwo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/507e85c853ab9fbff1813f39bead03e5/tumblr_p2gy4czk521wsg6mwo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9e2535c5faac6ae2f53614567d3f26dd/tumblr_p2gy4czk521wsg6mwo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7511c6d8734f4d60bcb95a30cbf4b096/tumblr_p2gy4czk521wsg6mwo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="https://ladyjoannexoxo.tumblr.com/post/169635770879/versace" class="tumblr_blog">ladyjoannexoxo</a>:</p><blockquote><p>VERSACE</p></blockquote>http://monsterdacha.tumblr.com/post/169637065231http://monsterdacha.tumblr.com/post/169637065231Fri, 12 Jan 2018 20:29:41 -0500<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ff0ff1295d2c1b5aad10ea710806f234/tumblr_owag8fDtZl1u1g5cko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://loumargi.tumblr.com/post/165341986133/isabelle-antoinette-barones-sloet-van-toutenburg" class="tumblr_blog">loumargi</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Isabelle Antoinette Barones Sloet van Toutenburg, by Nicaise De Keyser-detail</p></blockquote>http://monsterdacha.tumblr.com/post/169504564726http://monsterdacha.tumblr.com/post/169504564726Tue, 09 Jan 2018 09:47:13 -0500<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9b93ab7cd7eb9323c093e354e3132ca0/tumblr_oy76g1JJ2Y1u8wonlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://lsleofskye.tumblr.com/post/166654247202/while-you-sleep-staysinspired" class="tumblr_blog">lsleofskye</a>:</p><blockquote><p><code><a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/BahVRYLjsXp/?taken-by=staysinspired">While you sleep</a> | <a href="https://www.instagram.com/staysinspired/">staysinspired</a><br/></code></p></blockquote>http://monsterdacha.tumblr.com/post/169504427611http://monsterdacha.tumblr.com/post/169504427611Tue, 09 Jan 2018 09:41:14 -0500<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3cea71df875371ed6bbd58091710db4c/tumblr_otr971XSBP1u8wonlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://lsleofskye.tumblr.com/post/164187872133/lotus-pond-hanson-mao" class="tumblr_blog">lsleofskye</a>:</p><blockquote><p><code><a href="https://500px.com/photo/164805991/lotus-pond-by-hanson-mao-%E6%AF%9B%E5%BB%B6%E5%BB%B6-?ctx_page=2&from=user&user_id=1367941">Lotus Pond</a> | <a href="https://500px.com/hansonmao">Hanson Mao</a><br/></code></p></blockquote>http://monsterdacha.tumblr.com/post/169470515086http://monsterdacha.tumblr.com/post/169470515086Mon, 08 Jan 2018 12:43:57 -0500<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fed9d92f7da61b666fb1a353f7f8b345/tumblr_p27v1r80vh1ur16d5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://hotelhalsey.tumblr.com/post/169448751387/iamhalsey" class="tumblr_blog">hotelhalsey</a>:</p> <blockquote><blockquote><p><small><b><a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/BdrBzMhjQYg/?taken-by=iamhalsey">iamhalsey</a></b>: 🌼🦁🐯🦁🐯🌼</small></p></blockquote></blockquote>http://monsterdacha.tumblr.com/post/169470500801http://monsterdacha.tumblr.com/post/169470500801Mon, 08 Jan 2018 12:43:26 -0500